setbabiesonfire:

It’s sad when you break up but neither of you wants to but you’re just not compatible together even though you love each other. You’re left having to constantly remind yourself that you’re in love with the person you started dating, not the one you broke up with.

"The same man cannot step foot in the same river twice, for he will not be the same man, and it will not be the same river."

(via thenotoriousmc)

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

(via thefrogman)

Timestamp: 1397124022

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

(via beafraidofjesus)

invocado:

Beautiful Cat | by "Daron82"

(Source: invocado, via mikolol)

Timestamp: 1397082264

nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

(via artmandilo)

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

(Source: 0wenhart, via kelsgetsfit14)

sarahj-art:

My friend (and coworker), paperartichokes, always asks me how my weekend was at lunch. Someday, I’ll have something to actually report. 

(via pleatedjeans)

Timestamp: 1394596491

fatseux:

fackinggcody:

  • send her good morning texts
  • grab the booty next
  • feed her pizza before sex

Basically.

(via penishole)

asweetmiserysong:

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

(Source: ilanasexler, via artmandilo)

okxo:

this is the cutest gif ever

(Source: neverfall-justsmile, via ruinedchildhood)

Timestamp: 1394257975