mommy:

I’m not in the mood for anything but a nap tbh.

(via ruinedchildhood)

forgetyeahcomics:

“do you have a girlfriend?”

“no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”

(Source: punkasfrick, via beafraidofjesus)

meniloveat5280:

Follow for over 95,000 examples of The Art of Man

(via artmandilo)

Timestamp: 1405744074

sluttyoliveoil:

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

(via ruinedchildhood)

slapmytitties:

These three emojis pretty much sums up how I feel all the time tbh

(via ruinedchildhood)

Timestamp: 1405124686

artmandilo:

41st:

i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.

:( so fucking close. 

(Source: lawngreen)

the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

(Source: swarnpert, via ruinedchildhood)

200k notes on my picture but nobody even talks to me on here

(via lilypatience)

Timestamp: 1404030093